Alright, so I'm sure you've heard about that stupid Camp Fire. No, I'm not talking about a cozy fire in a campground that you warm your Birkenstock and Patagonia clad self by. I am talking about a HUGE fire up in the hills. I'm writing from an undisclosed location, but I'm far enough away to not get burned yet evacuees are living in the Walmart parking lot here. Anyway, damn thing's huge. Last I checked, 76 people were dead and 1,011 were missing. Some people are on the list but not actually missing. Yeah, so...Kinda the most destructive fire in California history. Also, if you think a Californian's life is like the O.C or 90210, you're mostly wrong! Yes, we do have a beautiful coast. Yes, we have celebrities. But I went to Hollywood once and didn't see any. But I did go to Griffith Park, where Season 22 of TAR started. I adore that show. I watch it when I want to get inspired to get in shape. Can't climb around in Mont Blanc if you're out of shape!
May the 4th be with you. So, in my last post I talked at length about Star Wars, the seminal saga of the 20th century (we love alliteration!) It was amazing. Still amazing, and when I watched the original 3 movies, all I could think about was "Why don't we have hoverboards and lightsabers?!" Seriously, Back To The Future thought we'd have hoverboards in 2001. So where are the hoverboards? Get it together, Silicon Valley! We don't need electric cars. We need hoverboards. But all jokes aside, I'm gonna talk about the Disney sequels, cause boy, are they bad. They are not good at all. Yes, box-office good, but with audiences and fans, it went over like an atomic bomb. Yeah, that Palpatine thing was clearly the only thing the writers could think of. But why did Rey have to be related to Palpatine? There were so many other Jedi like Windu, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan- that could have been an epic story. One that people actually liked. I was inspired by the lameness of the ...
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